last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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Jiwon Oh
so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

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I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

my dad does this. when i asked him why he does that, he told me “if i lose my phone, they’ll know what i look like and bring it back to me”

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*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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